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FF: Mixed in Balamb FF: Mixed in Balamb

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Just a couple things.

Well, I think I needn't point this out - the graphics were, for the most part, very well drawn. But I'm afraid I must bring to attention what seems to me to be rather inept writing skills. While I did enjoy some scenes more than I should, ("And Sephiroth, stop listening to your music!") others were childish or overused (staring at Quistis' chest) or just plain completely irrelevant (The Kami-sama DBZ bit). So, regardless of whether or not you heed my advice, I look forward to the next installment of this 'series', if it can be called that. But either a cleverly witty (nuklearpower) or intellectual, in depth (FinalFightingFantasy) style of writing would bring this flash, more or less, to the borders of a masterpiece. That's my opinion, to say the least.


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Retarded Animal Babies 5 Retarded Animal Babies 5

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Bah!

I still think the others (ommitting 2) were better...this one wasn't too great until they all got high. The hacky sac part was good though.



Madness Avenger Madness Avenger

Rated 5 / 5 stars

They keep getting better!

Shit, do I ever love these flicks. The game is even better, cept you should be able to pick guys up or rip their heads off...the urinal weapons great though.

But honestly, and perhaps Krinkles may even agree, this doesn't really deserve such a high score...by the looks of things the only challenge in making these cartoons is pretty much the timing and set-up of where the 'enemies' are. Something like this could probably be done rather quickly and easily, seein as all the graphics are pretty much the same, and it's just a matter of moving things around. So I really shouldn't give it a 10. But then I'd either be judging based on effort, or I'd be an asshole. These things rock, no matter how simple they are!

Perhaps for the next one the viewer would be able to click on which weapon Mr. Nameless 'hero' takes before going to the next room. That'd REALLY add to the replay value.



Artillery Artillery

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Not that bad

The sticks kinda looked shitty, and it's a very blatant rip off of the Battlefield series, but the silly music made it so funny for some reason...that's where you get score from me!



Feeling Blue Feeling Blue

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Oh my God!

This is SO much like mine! (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=118829)
Although I do think Zerik was right in saying mine was better...this didn't really have as much effort in it by the looks of it...check mine out if you got time. You'd best vote 10 as to not break the current chain (8,8,10,10,8,8,10)
Atleast that's just me talkin cause I want a good score =)



I Eat People I Eat People

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Woo!

I don't get it. That was retarted and childish. But the words all flowed together! The drawings were decent and smooth, too.

"But...my name is Gary!"
No, seriously, it is!

Yay for that.

No, really. Yay.

BTW, if you tried to salvage any useful feedback from this (I'm sure you would, right) then good luck.



Cartman teaches version 2 Cartman teaches version 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Yeah, I DID kinda hate the voices.

Maybe you could get someone that sounds right to do them. But damn, those drawings are exact! You ought to do "The Russel Crowe Show: Fightin' Round the World!" Best SP episode ever. Even though the LOTR one was amazing too.

I love the way you did Matt Stone. It doesn't look much like him, but the way he acted was SO innacurate it was just as if SP did it. Good job.

"But Matt and Trey DID make it!"
"Kenny shut your goddamn mouth!"



VampireHunter Ina 2 VampireHunter Ina 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

That was pretty damn sweet

Although I have to admit...the animation and violence was horrible. The art was beyond perfection, but the movie on a whole was so expressionless. In the building when the girl was shot dead, the guy's reaction was so dull, so plain and boring, I'd swear he was Ben Stein or something. The scene with the girl's boyfriend trying to kill the Hunter had some nice movements to it, but the zombies are slower/dumber than the ones in Resident Evil.

But I'm still giving a ten because the graphics may just be the best I've ever seen on flash. It's probably wrong to disect such miniscule details, but isn't that what feedback is about? Still, damn good job.



How To Create A Button How To Create A Button

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Uh...this isn't a movie.

Did you expect this to make the portals front page?!? Jesus tap-dancing Christ! This is just a 20 second tuturial that teaches you how to make a button! This isn't a goddamn movie, so don't post anything like it in the future.



Madness Redeemer Madness Redeemer

Rated 5 / 5 stars

That was frickin great

I liked the first one more because it was funnier, but this one was just plain cool. Ever considered making this thing a game? (You could even make bullet time if you wanted to)


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