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FF: Mixed in Balamb FF: Mixed in Balamb

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Just a couple things.

Well, I think I needn't point this out - the graphics were, for the most part, very well drawn. But I'm afraid I must bring to attention what seems to me to be rather inept writing skills. While I did enjoy some scenes more than I should, ("And Sephiroth, stop listening to your music!") others were childish or overused (staring at Quistis' chest) or just plain completely irrelevant (The Kami-sama DBZ bit). So, regardless of whether or not you heed my advice, I look forward to the next installment of this 'series', if it can be called that. But either a cleverly witty (nuklearpower) or intellectual, in depth (FinalFightingFantasy) style of writing would bring this flash, more or less, to the borders of a masterpiece. That's my opinion, to say the least.


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Retarded Animal Babies 5 Retarded Animal Babies 5

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Bah!

I still think the others (ommitting 2) were better...this one wasn't too great until they all got high. The hacky sac part was good though.



Madness Avenger Madness Avenger

Rated 5 / 5 stars

They keep getting better!

Shit, do I ever love these flicks. The game is even better, cept you should be able to pick guys up or rip their heads off...the urinal weapons great though.

But honestly, and perhaps Krinkles may even agree, this doesn't really deserve such a high score...by the looks of things the only challenge in making these cartoons is pretty much the timing and set-up of where the 'enemies' are. Something like this could probably be done rather quickly and easily, seein as all the graphics are pretty much the same, and it's just a matter of moving things around. So I really shouldn't give it a 10. But then I'd either be judging based on effort, or I'd be an asshole. These things rock, no matter how simple they are!

Perhaps for the next one the viewer would be able to click on which weapon Mr. Nameless 'hero' takes before going to the next room. That'd REALLY add to the replay value.


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::gunny bunny:: ::gunny bunny::

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Jesus Christ!

That game had a lot of insignificant detail! I had a robot shoot another robot because of crossfile, and flying limbs destroying other robots! There should be some sort of way to dodge fire though...



Madness interactive Madness interactive

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Shit.

I picked THE WORST day to submit Depression (sing along) ( http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=118829 )
How the hell can anything compete with this?!? I wouldn't recommend playing it on NG, though, DL it and play it on fullscreen is what I suggest.

Seriously, this game is really fun. I think enemies have too good of aim, thuogh, it would be fun to have a mode where you have say 2 or so lives, but more melee fighting than gunfire.
However it is satisfying to smack someone in the face with a shotgun, throw the shotgun in the air, catch it behind your back, shoot another guy, then throw the shotgun and take out someone's feet. Great replay value too, that's why there's a shorcut on my desktop =)


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SIM SIM

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I'll make it quick.

If you can't enter the Jazz place, buy the $500 suit first. I hit forward/back a few times and it warped me to the end of the game once -_-